Diary of Deveshhttp://dvesharma004.rediffiland.com/Diary of Deveshen-usUTo :
ALL THE SPECIAL PEOPLE IN MY LIFE...
The People very close to my !!!



I'm Sorry...
For all the mean things I might have said.
I'm Sorry...
For all the things I did or didn't do.
I'm Sorry..
If I ever ignored you.
I'm Sorry...
If I ever made you feel bad or put you down.
I'm Sorry...
If I ever thought I was bigger or better than you.
I Care for You...
Don't ever forget that! Through bad times and good, I'll always be here for you.
I am Sorry...
For everything wrong I've ever done.
]]>Mon, 05 May 2008 14:45:08 +0530http://dvesharma004.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/05/05/U-1.htmlBeauty of Maths!Absolutely amazing! Beauty of Maths!
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?
And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=123456789 87654321



Now, take a look at this...


101%



>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:



What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?


What equals 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:


If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


If:


H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K

8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%


And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E

11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%


But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E

1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%



THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:



L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%


Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

It's up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just
the way I did.

Have a nice day & God bless !!
]]>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 22:15:21 +0530http://dvesharma004.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/04/02/Beauty-of-Maths.htmlUHAR BAAT SAMJHANE K LIYE NAHI HOTI,
ZINDGI SIRF PANE K LIYE NAHI HOTI,
TUMHE ROZ YAAD KARTE HAI HUM,
PER HAR YAAD JATANE K LIYE NAHI HOTI
]]>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:44:33 +0530http://dvesharma004.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/03/12/U-1.htmljokes Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
*********
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
*********
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he
hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
***********
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You
know
why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
***********
Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.
************ **
Sardar wanted to make a STD. call to Punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.
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A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab **� ?o
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this
village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.
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American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji says: " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
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Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta
hai
jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
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Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! Higher studies yaar.
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2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we
both copied.
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A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney.
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]]>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:02:29 +0530http://dvesharma004.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/01/20/jokes.htmlMERE DOST KI TARAF SE ......SAHARA ZINDGI KA

TUMHE ZIDGI KA SAHARA MANTE HAIN

IS JAHAN KO SAGAR AUR TUMHE KINARA MANTE HAIN

LE JATI HAIN LEHRAIN HAMAIN KHEENCH KAR SAGAR MAIN KUCHH PAL KE LIYE

FIRBHI LAUT AATE HAIN HUM.......ISE PYAR TUMHARA MANTE HAIN

SABSE PAYARI HOTI HAI YE ZINDGI.....

PAR TUMHEN SABSE PYARA MAANTEI HAI.

POST BY MY DEAR FRIEND B. PATYAAL........

]]>Sun, 06 Jan 2008 20:59:26 +0530http://dvesharma004.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/01/06/MERE-DOST-KI-TARAF-SE-.htmlkuch simple ,kuch khashNaye Sapne, Naye Apne ;
Naye Wade, Nayi Kasme;
Nayi Manzil, Nayi Rahe;
Nayi Aas, Naya Vishwas;
Kuch Simple, Kuch Khas;
Har Pal Rahna Bindas,
Ho Sake to Hame Bhi Rakhna Apne Saath,
Isi Viswas ke Sath Wishing U All A VERY-VERY
H A P P Y N E W Y E A R 2 0 0 8!!!!
]]>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 21:13:57 +0530http://dvesharma004.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/01/01/kuch-simple-kuch-khash.htmlDostimuskan ke dariya mein

hamesha khushi nahi hoti,

aasuon ke bahab mein,

hamesha gam nahi hote.

badh jaye faashle chahe ,

dosto ki dosti ,

kabhi kam nahi hoti

]]>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 21:58:18 +0530http://dvesharma004.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/11/06/Dosti.htmlsaathDo Kadam to sab saath chal lete hai,

Zindgi bhaR ka saath koi nahi nibhata.

Agar ro kar bhulai jati yaadein

to,

Hash kar koi gum nahi chupata.

]]>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 20:18:48 +0530http://dvesharma004.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/10/11/saath.htmlwishhi friends

u can wish me my birthday on 13th oct.

e mail - devsharma004@rediffmail.com

]]>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 21:22:12 +0530http://dvesharma004.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/10/08/wish.htmlRISHTA

SUNA HAI ASAR HOTA HAI

JAJZBATON MEI,

GAHARE RASHTE BAN JATE HAI

DO CAHR MULAKATON MEI,

TUM HUM SE DOOR JAYOGE KAHA,

TUMHARI DOSTI KI LAKIRE HAI,

HAMARE HATON MEI.

]]>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 21:05:37 +0530http://dvesharma004.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/09/13/RISHTA.html